Teeth Grinding Computer Retard (Character)

The Teeth Grinding Computer Retard is the main host, writer, editor and director of the Teeth Grinding Computer Retard Show. He has been doing his game reviewing career for sixteen years.

Biography
The Retard has yet to have an official Date of Birth to be released, yet some rumors that he was born in Boston, Massachusetts, coming from his Red Sox Cap. He stated around the age of ten he received his first game console, an NES with the game Battletoads, which is a game he reviewed on the fiftieth. He also stated that he was raised by a father who worked as a roadie for his favorite band, GWAR, and his mother was a psychopathic insane nurse that committed suicide for the "Great Metal Deities", right before the Retard's eyes after beating Battletoads.

Around 1993, the Retard started to get into the first wave of the video game reviewing. The Retard started to make homemade game reviews of some of his favorite games. It wasn't until a few months later that he started to get serious about it. The local television station, which resided around the Retard's town, started to make a contest on who ever makes the best game review will get it's own game reviewing show for the station. The Retard, without a doubt, sent one of his tapes to the station with his very first review of Super Mario Bros. After a week, he finally started his show off in the station (during the time his name was switched to the "Teeth Grinding Computer Reviewer" to keep it family safe). The Super Mario Bros. review was aired while the eight episodes were with the local station. After the tenth episode when he started to review games negativly in a profane manner, the show was cut off the air.

The Retard stated that he is a high school graduate, but he never mentioned any names of the school he went to. He has stated that he dropped out of college in the first two years for the reason that he wanted to know the things he learned and did it. In a recent interview, he said that he worked for Nintendo during his six year hiatus as a "game spreader" and he was one of the few people that announced Pokemon Silver/Gold a few months before it was officially released